Thought for today – 09/03/2011

HA!

A woman was working in her yard with the weed whacker, when she accidentally cut off the tail of her cat. She ran screaming into the house, and told her husband, wondering what to do. He replied calmly, “Get the cat, and the tail, and we’ll take them to Wal-Mart.” She was incredulous. “How could that possibly help?” she asked. “Well,” he replied, “they’re the world’s largest retailer.”

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